About Me
Scottish stand up comic, actor and playwright. Also published author "Handstands in the dark". I work all over the world, follow my stories daily.Recent Entries
Can I ask you something?
Have you ever woken up talking to George Clooney and realised that you are licking the pillow and your husband is staring at you strangely? I have, ... read more
Very long overdue Blog
Two weekends ago I was in Bristol and I came upon a right bunch of nasty wee f***ers. You know the kind…the people who do anything to... read more
Animals that bite back
There was an article on the news about some looney Spaniards that chase an angry bull and yes…you guessed it- the wee bull stamped on... read more
Fights and flurry%u2019s
September 11th was a really bad day; husband and I had a monumental fight. I left home in flip flops and it rained. To make matters worse Ashley got... read more
Bobby the Hamster is King
Ashley got soaked in yet another down pour that represents Glasgow’s wonderful late summer weather. She came home completely soaked an... read more
Not Neglectful? Think Again Gerry McCann
Recent news on the hunt for Madeleine McCann has revealed that their parents have spent ‘about a million pounds’ so far in tryin... read more
Julia
My great Niece Baby Julia is slightly eerie at times. She is almost two years old and very different to the other kids in her family. Shaun ... read more
The MC
“You are a really good on stage, I loved you as an MC, maybe one day you could even do comedy” the blonde girl in the silver top... read more
Imagination is more important than knowledge
There has been an explosion of ideas and technology the past ten years. These have mostly come from the creative kids who grew up in the 196... read more
Fringe Rumours
It’s all over for yet another year and the newspapers are still reporting on the ‘down turn’ of the ticket sales and probl... read more
